1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:01,800 (TurboScribe tarafından transkribe edilmiştir. Bu mesajı kaldırmak için Sınırsıza Yükselt.) Why don't you tell them a little bit about yourself. 2 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:02,440 Like, where you from? 3 00:00:03,140 --> 00:00:04,100 Um, I'm from the South. 4 00:00:04,620 --> 00:00:08,440 And I was born and raised in a really strict family. 5 00:00:08,580 --> 00:00:11,780 My dad is a douchebag, so... 6 00:00:11,780 --> 00:00:13,560 What do you mean a douchebag? 7 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:14,640 Like, what type of shit are you on? 8 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:16,240 He doesn't let me go do anything. 9 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:19,280 Like, I have a curfew, and I'm still 18. 10 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:22,500 I mean, I'm weakly of age and I still have a curfew, which is bullshit. 11 00:00:22,740 --> 00:00:23,460 Yeah, that's fucked up. 12 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:26,340 We both just be smoking, drinking, and fucking, like, all over the place. 13 00:00:26,580 --> 00:00:27,060 I know, right? 14 00:00:27,060 --> 00:00:29,240 And then he just made me break up with my last boyfriend. 15 00:00:29,660 --> 00:00:30,300 Why'd he do that? 16 00:00:30,620 --> 00:00:31,980 Because he's black and my dad's a racist. 17 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:32,840 Because he's black? 18 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:33,580 He's racist? 19 00:00:33,860 --> 00:00:34,220 Mm-hmm. 20 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:34,880 How racist? 21 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:38,880 He won't let me date no black guys or have any black friends. 22 00:00:38,900 --> 00:00:44,140 I mean, is he, like, KKK racist, or in-prison white supremacist, raping black 23 00:00:44,140 --> 00:00:44,760 dudes racist? 24 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:46,560 Like, what kind of racist is he? 25 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:47,840 Like, up there or down here? 26 00:00:48,220 --> 00:00:50,740 I'd say he's more KKK, because he is... 27 00:00:50,740 --> 00:00:52,660 So this is gonna piss him off, right? 28 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:53,760 This is gonna piss him off. 29 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:54,800 Can I get the address? 30 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,380 I do want to mail this shit to him. 31 00:00:56,380 --> 00:00:57,580 I like this type of shit. 32 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:57,700 You know what? 33 00:00:57,700 --> 00:00:58,940 I'm gonna put it in his DVD player. 34 00:00:59,220 --> 00:01:00,220 Oh, okay, okay, okay. 35 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:01,500 And he's gonna wake up to it in the morning. 36 00:01:01,700 --> 00:01:02,380 So he... 37 00:01:03,260 --> 00:01:04,860 So that's basically why you're doing this. 38 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:05,860 You want some get-back shit. 39 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:07,640 You want to get a nigga back, because... 40 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:08,040 Oh, yeah. 41 00:01:08,620 --> 00:01:10,140 How did you find out about Detroit Black? 42 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:13,780 I mean, I've seen him, and he's one sexy-ass motherfucker. 43 00:01:13,860 --> 00:01:16,800 You just, you know, like, going, you know, through the internet, seeing some of 44 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:19,500 his videos and stuff like that, so you already know how he get down there. 45 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:19,940 Oh, yeah. 46 00:01:20,300 --> 00:01:21,620 I do a little bit of his thing. 47 00:01:21,700 --> 00:01:23,120 So you think you prepared for this? 48 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:24,100 I know I'm prepared. 49 00:01:24,100 --> 00:01:25,280 Oh, shit. 50 00:01:25,420 --> 00:01:26,720 We about to have real fun with this. 51 00:01:26,740 --> 00:01:27,600 So this is what we're gonna do. 52 00:01:28,460 --> 00:01:32,060 You know, I done showed him, you know, a couple of your fansigns and pictures 53 00:01:32,060 --> 00:01:32,520 that you got. 54 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:33,580 I got him sitting outside. 55 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:34,720 I didn't tell him to do or nothing. 56 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:35,680 You know what I'm saying? 57 00:01:35,820 --> 00:01:38,900 So what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna call him in, and I'm gonna have you greet him, 58 00:01:38,900 --> 00:01:39,760 like, real nice. 59 00:01:39,860 --> 00:01:40,480 You gotta... 60 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:42,100 You gotta show him proof. 61 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:45,960 Last bum-ass bitches, we had to kick him out the room, throwing up and crying, 62 00:01:46,100 --> 00:01:47,480 talking about your pussy too tight and shit. 63 00:01:48,220 --> 00:01:48,500 So... 64 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:49,520 It's not gonna be happening. 65 00:01:49,700 --> 00:01:51,020 All right, all right, we got you, bitch. 66 00:01:55,670 --> 00:01:56,350 Yo, Black. 67 00:01:57,930 --> 00:01:58,730 Come upstairs. 68 00:01:59,130 --> 00:02:01,110 It's door 12 on the left side. 69 00:02:03,050 --> 00:02:04,230 Yeah, we ready right now. 70 00:02:04,330 --> 00:02:05,150 Get your ass up here. 71 00:02:05,230 --> 00:02:06,010 Put the blunt out, nigga. 72 00:02:07,710 --> 00:02:08,610 All right, got you. 73 00:02:15,230 --> 00:02:30,620 Hey, honey. 74 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:32,480 What's going on? 75 00:02:32,700 --> 00:02:33,900 Shit, what's going on with you? 76 00:02:34,380 --> 00:02:34,980 Not much. 77 00:02:34,980 --> 00:02:36,080 Just waiting for you. 78 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:37,100 Waiting for me? 79 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:37,580 Mm-hmm. 80 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,000 I don't know if you can take this, nigga. 81 00:02:40,780 --> 00:02:42,020 No, I think I know I can. 82 00:02:44,660 --> 00:02:45,380 Oh, shit. 83 00:02:46,260 --> 00:02:48,160 Motherfucker, I got that shit, nigga. 84 00:02:48,860 --> 00:02:49,760 You gonna get in some trouble. 85 00:02:50,180 --> 00:02:51,040 Holy goddamn. 86 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:52,440 I love trouble, baby. 87 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:53,360 That's my middle name. 88 00:02:54,180 --> 00:02:54,940 That's your middle name? 89 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:55,260 Mm-hmm. 90 00:02:55,260 --> 00:02:56,460 What the fuck is this? 91 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:58,220 What the fuck is this shit? 92 00:02:58,280 --> 00:02:59,680 Nigga, I tried to warn you, nigga. 93 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:00,700 You need to hurry up. 94 00:03:00,820 --> 00:03:02,800 You got your ass up here and shit, but... 95 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:03,900 Nigga, we about to get shot. 96 00:03:03,900 --> 00:03:04,200 Check it out. 97 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:05,060 Check it out. 98 00:03:05,300 --> 00:03:05,980 We ain't getting shot. 99 00:03:05,980 --> 00:03:07,380 I'm gonna tell you, this is gonna be fun. 100 00:03:07,700 --> 00:03:07,840 Huh? 101 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:08,800 This is gonna be fun. 102 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:09,220 What's the deal? 103 00:03:09,380 --> 00:03:13,400 We about to get all these crackers back for 400 years of slavery right now all 104 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:14,620 in one motherfucking shot. 105 00:03:14,780 --> 00:03:15,560 This is what we about to do. 106 00:03:16,380 --> 00:03:17,940 Her daddy's a member of the KKK. 107 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:20,580 That's something burned out of my mouth. 108 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:21,580 Confederate shit. 109 00:03:21,860 --> 00:03:22,080 What's that? 110 00:03:22,220 --> 00:03:22,620 Something burned out of my mouth? 111 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:25,540 She's the one that burned out my motherfucking motherhouse, nigga. 112 00:03:26,300 --> 00:03:27,020 It wasn't her. 113 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:27,760 It wasn't her. 114 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:28,080 Her dad. 115 00:03:28,300 --> 00:03:29,680 She just turned 18. 116 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:31,020 Daddy's a dick. 117 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:34,080 He made her dump her last boyfriend because he was black. 118 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:34,680 Oh, hell no. 119 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:36,240 So she had to come see Detroit Black. 120 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:38,040 You need to show her what a real nigga like. 121 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:41,100 We got to show daddy how we do shit. 122 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:41,720 You know what I'm saying? 123 00:03:41,940 --> 00:03:43,840 This motherfucking shit started right now, y'all hear me? 124 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:44,940 Talk to her then. 125 00:03:45,140 --> 00:03:45,640 What's this? 126 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:46,860 400 years? 127 00:03:47,860 --> 00:03:49,740 I'm gonna come on that motherfucking flag, yo. 128 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:52,320 I'm gonna come on that flag. 129 00:03:52,460 --> 00:03:53,020 I bet you. 130 00:03:53,780 --> 00:03:54,160 Come on. 131 00:03:54,180 --> 00:03:54,520 Let me see. 132 00:03:54,660 --> 00:03:55,100 What's your name? 133 00:03:55,220 --> 00:03:56,780 What was the name on that email? 134 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:57,760 Avril. 135 00:03:58,080 --> 00:03:58,480 Avril? 136 00:03:58,640 --> 00:03:59,040 Avril. 137 00:04:00,220 --> 00:04:00,620 Avril. 138 00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:01,520 Like the hammer. 139 00:04:02,420 --> 00:04:02,900 Uh-huh. 140 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:04,480 Okay. 141 00:04:05,900 --> 00:04:07,820 You gonna show pops this shit? 142 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:09,080 Hm? 143 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:10,280 Okay. 144 00:04:11,620 --> 00:04:12,640 I don't hate this. 145 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:14,100 She officially has some black in her. 146 00:04:14,780 --> 00:04:16,339 She's gonna have more black in her than me. 147 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:16,600 Shit. 148 00:04:18,980 --> 00:04:21,000 This is for the whole motherfucking hood. 149 00:04:21,140 --> 00:04:21,900 Shit, got that. 150 00:04:25,110 --> 00:04:26,110 Hold on, Avril. 151 00:04:26,490 --> 00:04:27,410 What I need you to do. 152 00:04:27,470 --> 00:04:28,530 Let me take this shirt off. 153 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:29,810 Ah. 154 00:04:30,030 --> 00:04:32,410 Because this is going to get fucking real motherfucking. 155 00:04:35,330 --> 00:04:35,770 Hold on, Avril. 156 00:04:35,770 --> 00:04:36,350 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 157 00:04:36,850 --> 00:04:38,130 This is not a handsport. 158 00:04:39,910 --> 00:04:43,250 This is not a handsport. 159 00:04:44,470 --> 00:04:45,110 All right. 160 00:04:49,730 --> 00:04:50,130 Okay. 161 00:04:51,690 --> 00:04:52,550 What you think so far? 162 00:04:52,610 --> 00:04:54,050 She been in the last two bum-ass bitches? 163 00:04:54,770 --> 00:04:55,890 Yeah, she got handlebars, nigga. 164 00:04:55,990 --> 00:04:56,930 She got some handlebars. 165 00:04:57,190 --> 00:04:57,590 Hell yeah. 166 00:04:58,630 --> 00:05:00,850 I don't know if I feel one of them teeth again, goddamn it. 167 00:05:00,850 --> 00:05:01,190 I swear. 168 00:05:01,910 --> 00:05:03,270 Is that power steering, nigga? 169 00:05:03,390 --> 00:05:03,910 I don't know. 170 00:05:07,330 --> 00:05:07,910 All right. 171 00:05:08,070 --> 00:05:08,290 Let's see. 172 00:05:08,310 --> 00:05:08,790 This is dope. 173 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:24,740 I don't know. 174 00:05:24,820 --> 00:05:26,080 I think she's a swimmer. 175 00:05:26,180 --> 00:05:28,520 Because she can hold her breath for a systemic period of time. 176 00:05:29,940 --> 00:05:30,340 Shit. 177 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:31,000 Let's go over here. 178 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:32,380 That nigga tired and shit. 179 00:05:34,740 --> 00:05:35,660 He's sick my ass out. 180 00:05:36,820 --> 00:05:38,380 Sit on the white man's couch. 181 00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:42,440 You know, last time I had my nuts on the white man's couch. 182 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:52,040 I'm not spitting on my own shit, nigga. 183 00:07:52,140 --> 00:07:54,520 Ah, nigga, you know, poke the fucking Thomas' out, nigga. 184 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:55,600 Give her some stimulation. 185 00:07:58,120 --> 00:07:58,620 I don't know. 186 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:00,700 Ah! 187 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:02,680 Holy shit! 188 00:08:03,580 --> 00:08:04,780 She might be a G. 189 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:05,620 I know. 190 00:08:05,900 --> 00:08:06,160 Look at that. 191 00:08:09,060 --> 00:08:10,420 Balls motherfucking deep, nigga. 192 00:08:14,140 --> 00:08:15,680 Watch them motherfucking teeth. 193 00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:19,600 I'm about to call you the human condom when you go that deep again. 194 00:08:19,740 --> 00:08:20,720 That's fucking ridiculous. 195 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:23,200 Shit, I gotta keep this feet up for this shit. 196 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:25,540 I gotta relax. 197 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:27,200 Shit. 198 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:32,720 Ah! 199 00:08:33,860 --> 00:08:34,720 Holy shit. 200 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:35,640 There go that stimulation. 201 00:08:35,919 --> 00:08:37,020 I got balls, nigga. 202 00:08:37,580 --> 00:08:38,020 Ah! 203 00:08:40,539 --> 00:08:41,679 Yeah, buddy. 204 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:44,420 See, now we gonna have to market this shit. 205 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:46,440 That AKKK, remember that? 206 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:47,860 We got to put it to work, too. 207 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:48,560 Shit. 208 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:51,220 This is gonna be the newest model of white hole on this trip. 209 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:53,380 Leg rest and everything. 210 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:54,040 That's right. 211 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:55,360 Get your feet up. 212 00:08:57,460 --> 00:08:58,780 Daddy should have a liquor cabinet. 213 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:00,320 I know they got some Southern Comfort in this bitch. 214 00:09:01,580 --> 00:09:01,760 Ah! 215 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:04,120 Ah! 216 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:07,180 Look at that motherfucking shit. 217 00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:10,300 Motherf... 218 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:10,860 Ah! 219 00:09:11,380 --> 00:09:12,640 Nigga, what is you doing, nigga? 220 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:15,160 Nigga, the bow flex mixed with the fucking push-ups, nigga. 221 00:09:15,260 --> 00:09:16,120 I don't know about that. 222 00:09:16,300 --> 00:09:17,400 That shit went balls deep, nigga. 223 00:09:18,380 --> 00:09:18,980 Look at her. 224 00:09:19,060 --> 00:09:19,760 She's still breathing. 225 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:22,200 Nigga, you... 226 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:23,540 Motherfucker, she got too much clothing. 227 00:09:23,940 --> 00:09:25,120 Get your ass up. 228 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:27,000 Then you can get... 229 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,560 Let me see what your daddy goddamn made. 230 00:09:29,580 --> 00:09:31,060 Well, I'm gonna motherfucking destroy it. 231 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:33,800 Okay. 232 00:09:34,060 --> 00:09:34,900 Okay, okay, okay. 233 00:09:37,180 --> 00:09:38,260 Oh, you in some trouble. 234 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:40,960 No, you definitely in some trouble. 235 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:44,500 Hold on, you can't break a new model before you make some money off of it. 236 00:09:44,580 --> 00:09:48,220 You always breaking the fucking new models and prototypes before you make some 237 00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:48,580 money off of it. 238 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:49,300 Slightly damaged, okay? 239 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:50,660 No, no, nigga. 240 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:52,640 It's still in the fucking packaging. 241 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:55,760 I'm gonna beat me. 242 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:57,660 I'm gonna beat me. 243 00:09:58,480 --> 00:09:59,520 Come on down here. 244 00:09:59,580 --> 00:10:02,660 We're gonna see if we can try to fix this. 245 00:10:05,060 --> 00:10:06,660 That's what I'm talking about. 246 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:11,500 There we go. 247 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:16,980 Ah, yeah. 248 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:19,580 That's what I'm motherfucking talking about. 249 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:20,700 Whoo! 250 00:10:23,260 --> 00:10:25,020 There's nothing like hitting around the world. 251 00:10:30,390 --> 00:10:31,630 She's a fucking soldier. 252 00:10:31,870 --> 00:10:32,710 She is a soldier. 253 00:10:34,650 --> 00:10:35,610 Goddamn it, man. 254 00:10:35,710 --> 00:10:36,910 Your daddy lied to you. 255 00:10:36,910 --> 00:10:38,070 Your mama lied to you. 256 00:10:38,290 --> 00:10:39,610 The mailman made you. 257 00:10:39,830 --> 00:10:43,370 Ain't no KKK member ever made no bitch that can do some shit like that. 258 00:10:45,310 --> 00:10:45,790 Shit! 259 00:10:46,570 --> 00:10:50,010 Might have to get a Nobel Peace Prize in this motherfucker for racial 260 00:10:50,010 --> 00:10:50,630 relations. 261 00:10:51,050 --> 00:10:51,830 Or buy a table. 262 00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:53,710 Or get a plaque made or something. 263 00:10:55,010 --> 00:10:56,250 Shit, nigga, look here. 264 00:10:57,110 --> 00:11:00,210 I ain't gonna have to fuck fans a lot more fucking often, nigga. 265 00:11:00,950 --> 00:11:01,730 I got you covered. 266 00:11:02,610 --> 00:11:03,530 You got me covered. 267 00:11:04,610 --> 00:11:06,430 Like I said, I ain't gonna have a lot of fans, baby. 268 00:11:06,650 --> 00:11:07,710 I can tell, shit. 269 00:11:09,390 --> 00:11:11,690 The lines suck your dick for the longest time. 270 00:11:12,790 --> 00:11:15,630 You definitely took it to the fucking deepest without throwing up, I tell you 271 00:11:15,630 --> 00:11:15,790 that. 272 00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:17,770 Roll that clip for throwing up. 273 00:11:31,230 --> 00:11:31,630 Hydro. 274 00:11:33,970 --> 00:11:35,330 Ah, fuck. 275 00:11:35,770 --> 00:11:36,670 That was awkward. 276 00:11:37,310 --> 00:11:39,230 If anything, your daddy gave you a good workout, nigga. 277 00:11:40,050 --> 00:11:40,530 Shit. 278 00:11:42,190 --> 00:11:43,970 My credit gonna improve because of this. 279 00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:47,970 I can feel my credit score rising all motherfucking ready, nigga. 280 00:11:48,170 --> 00:11:48,590 Shit. 281 00:11:53,090 --> 00:11:53,950 Ah, fuck. 282 00:11:54,910 --> 00:11:55,230 Uh-uh. 283 00:11:56,510 --> 00:11:58,370 It's like a mambo in this motherfucker. 284 00:12:00,730 --> 00:12:02,410 What is this, a black snake emoji? 285 00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:04,170 I'm gonna have to try something. 286 00:12:04,370 --> 00:12:05,190 What's this mean, man? 287 00:12:09,010 --> 00:12:11,470 This guy's a head on the couch. 288 00:12:11,850 --> 00:12:13,010 There you go. 289 00:12:13,330 --> 00:12:14,510 Nice and slow. 290 00:12:16,410 --> 00:12:18,010 Uh-uh. 291 00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:19,750 Uh-uh. 292 00:12:20,430 --> 00:12:20,590 Ah. 293 00:12:22,850 --> 00:12:24,090 It's like, ah. 294 00:12:24,530 --> 00:12:25,330 Ah. 295 00:12:26,590 --> 00:12:27,950 Holy shit. 296 00:12:29,970 --> 00:12:31,810 They said black holes going, fellas. 297 00:12:32,190 --> 00:12:32,990 Ah. 298 00:12:35,390 --> 00:12:35,670 Ooh. 299 00:12:36,350 --> 00:12:36,750 Oh. 300 00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:41,590 Hey, you ever seen South Park when it's bouncing like this? 301 00:12:43,150 --> 00:12:44,910 I'm gonna get some weed right now, nigga. 302 00:12:48,090 --> 00:12:48,490 Oh. 303 00:12:48,970 --> 00:12:49,370 Shit. 304 00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:53,150 And you still okay with that? 305 00:12:54,970 --> 00:12:55,750 Goddamn, nigga. 306 00:12:57,910 --> 00:12:58,710 Holy shit. 307 00:12:58,770 --> 00:12:59,870 Where'd you find this one at? 308 00:13:00,750 --> 00:13:02,290 You didn't get this on Facebook, nigga. 309 00:13:02,290 --> 00:13:04,610 You got this at BottomlessPit.com. 310 00:13:07,030 --> 00:13:07,430 Ooh. 311 00:13:18,140 --> 00:13:19,720 Why your mama had anything like that? 312 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:21,100 I'm surprised you wasn't swallowed. 313 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:22,380 Shit, where's your mama at? 314 00:13:23,780 --> 00:13:27,280 They say it up there, it don't fall far from the front. 315 00:13:28,180 --> 00:13:32,380 You know, always trying to get up into the little skinny noses and shit like 316 00:13:32,380 --> 00:13:32,520 that. 317 00:13:34,340 --> 00:13:35,380 But you know what I'm gonna say? 318 00:13:35,740 --> 00:13:37,100 I tried, nigga, I tried. 319 00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:39,220 Nigga, this racism is killing me. 320 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:39,600 I know. 321 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:40,720 Shit. 322 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,060 You know I gotta get some get back. 323 00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:45,680 I ain't got my 40 acres oil out, nigga. 324 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:47,500 Shit, I'm just gonna get 40 strokes at a nut. 325 00:13:49,660 --> 00:13:50,480 Ah, look at that. 326 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:51,480 Look at that. 327 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,640 Look at that fuckin' ass go. 328 00:13:54,780 --> 00:13:55,840 That shit is unbelievable. 329 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:57,080 You know what? 330 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:58,580 You earned yourself a prize. 331 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:02,900 I don't do this, but she's earned herself a goddamn prize in this motherfucker. 332 00:14:03,420 --> 00:14:04,040 Here we go. 333 00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:09,640 I'm gonna let it slide a little bit back on your daddy's couch. 334 00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:11,300 I'm gonna get nigga all over the couch. 335 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:12,840 All over the couch. 336 00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:17,480 When we send this shit down to daddy, make sure you write in marker across it, 337 00:14:17,540 --> 00:14:19,600 deep space nine, cause that's some shit you was doing. 338 00:14:19,980 --> 00:14:20,680 Deep space nine? 339 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:21,600 Deep space nine. 340 00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:36,260 Hey, daddy, you see my look like this? 341 00:14:46,870 --> 00:14:48,450 Getting it all out. 342 00:14:56,010 --> 00:14:57,370 Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. 343 00:14:59,790 --> 00:15:00,230 Ah. 344 00:15:10,630 --> 00:15:11,390 You saw my cigarette? 345 00:15:12,330 --> 00:15:13,750 Your cigarette's still on your ear. 346 00:15:14,930 --> 00:15:16,210 Nigga, you got some hot sauce? 347 00:15:17,410 --> 00:15:18,650 Y'all got hot sauce in here? 348 00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:32,540 Ah. 349 00:15:43,350 --> 00:15:44,210 Okay, that's enough. 350 00:15:44,790 --> 00:15:45,430 I got it. 351 00:15:46,330 --> 00:15:47,110 You know what's funny? 352 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,030 I'm tired of this shit, daddy. 353 00:15:49,150 --> 00:15:49,430 What? 354 00:15:49,670 --> 00:15:50,330 Go for the gold. 355 00:15:50,570 --> 00:15:52,690 Oh, if you got a dope, make sure you go for the gold. 356 00:15:52,990 --> 00:15:55,190 Make sure you get out there and vote. 357 00:15:59,730 --> 00:16:03,570 I mean, I want to try that deep space nine again, goddamn it, I heard about it. 358 00:16:07,150 --> 00:16:09,510 Goddamn, that must have some old-fashioned air condition here. 359 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,910 I'm gonna swing it like a goddamn, I'm gonna make a prime in this place. 360 00:16:13,910 --> 00:16:15,790 This is the box? 361 00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:18,790 Pink box. 362 00:16:19,310 --> 00:16:20,170 Pink box? 363 00:16:20,850 --> 00:16:25,800 Uh, uh, uh. 364 00:16:26,940 --> 00:16:29,220 Don't forget about the boys, that's classy. 365 00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:30,620 Look at that. 366 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,480 Nuts need love, too. 367 00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:35,780 Not too much love. 368 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:38,720 Ah. 369 00:16:40,180 --> 00:16:40,860 Woo. 370 00:16:42,220 --> 00:16:43,160 Mm, mm, mm. 371 00:16:48,570 --> 00:16:48,970 Ah. 372 00:16:50,730 --> 00:16:51,130 Look. 373 00:16:52,490 --> 00:16:52,890 Shit. 374 00:16:53,150 --> 00:16:55,150 That motherfucker. 375 00:16:57,710 --> 00:16:58,110 Ah. 376 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,970 All right, I'm gonna go for the gold right here. 377 00:17:07,130 --> 00:17:08,430 Now, you gotta make this good. 378 00:17:08,530 --> 00:17:09,510 I'm sending this to Obama. 379 00:17:09,730 --> 00:17:11,069 This will work with race relations. 380 00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:12,369 Okay, sure, that's what's up. 381 00:17:13,550 --> 00:17:15,109 You know they're trying to get that motherfucker out. 382 00:17:15,990 --> 00:17:16,829 And out of the house, man. 383 00:17:20,130 --> 00:17:21,210 Oh, he's gonna hurt your ass. 384 00:17:21,550 --> 00:17:22,170 Please, get up. 385 00:17:22,329 --> 00:17:22,710 Turn around. 386 00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:26,230 Oh, yeah. 387 00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:33,170 Huh? 388 00:17:33,490 --> 00:17:33,870 Oh. 389 00:17:34,730 --> 00:17:36,190 Get that facial expression. 390 00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:40,070 Uh-huh. 391 00:17:40,770 --> 00:17:41,630 I need you to look. 392 00:17:43,110 --> 00:17:43,530 Look. 393 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:44,130 Uh-huh. 394 00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:45,430 Oh, I'm right there. 395 00:17:46,070 --> 00:17:46,230 Oh. 396 00:17:49,730 --> 00:17:50,150 Oh. 397 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,930 Now, let's get a rest on that one. 398 00:17:54,110 --> 00:17:54,550 Come on. 399 00:17:55,390 --> 00:17:56,210 Come on up. 400 00:17:56,210 --> 00:17:57,470 You said you was ready. 401 00:17:57,870 --> 00:17:58,370 No? 402 00:17:58,530 --> 00:17:59,890 I'm ready to piss my dad off. 403 00:17:59,990 --> 00:18:01,630 Okay, then piss your dad off. 404 00:18:01,970 --> 00:18:02,510 Now, get up. 405 00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:12,420 Uh-huh. 406 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:13,260 What's daddy's name? 407 00:18:14,580 --> 00:18:15,100 Clifford. 408 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:16,020 Clifford. 409 00:18:17,060 --> 00:18:17,560 Oh. 410 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:19,440 Oh. 411 00:18:22,740 --> 00:18:23,200 Oh. 412 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:25,000 Oh. 413 00:18:25,740 --> 00:18:26,060 Oh. 414 00:18:31,330 --> 00:18:32,970 You wanna call Clifford up? 415 00:18:34,110 --> 00:18:36,070 You wanna call Clifford up? 416 00:18:37,090 --> 00:18:37,630 What's his number? 417 00:18:37,970 --> 00:18:38,470 What's his number? 418 00:18:40,730 --> 00:18:42,630 407- Uh-huh. 419 00:18:43,730 --> 00:18:46,970 604- 2285. 420 00:18:47,850 --> 00:18:48,450 I got you, Cliff. 421 00:18:48,850 --> 00:18:49,590 Oh. 422 00:18:51,670 --> 00:18:52,410 Oh. 423 00:18:53,330 --> 00:18:54,070 Hello? 424 00:18:56,430 --> 00:18:57,610 Yeah, this is Clifford. 425 00:18:59,230 --> 00:18:59,750 Oh. 426 00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:01,990 Yeah, this is Tyrone from the golf club. 427 00:19:03,530 --> 00:19:04,790 Don't worry about that in the background. 428 00:19:05,190 --> 00:19:07,070 Just some boys playing around at the golf club. 429 00:19:07,350 --> 00:19:08,550 You know, a lot of little porn going on. 430 00:19:08,630 --> 00:19:09,650 When you gonna make it back over here? 431 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,100 Still remember? 432 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,660 Yeah, you know we just hired your daughter as a cat. 433 00:19:27,690 --> 00:19:27,950 Oh. 434 00:19:33,270 --> 00:19:33,510 Yeah. 435 00:19:34,110 --> 00:19:34,730 You don't know me? 436 00:19:35,030 --> 00:19:36,310 Yeah, I'm just fucking with you, Clifford. 437 00:19:36,310 --> 00:19:37,210 This is Tyrone, nigga. 438 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:37,870 Oh. 439 00:19:38,650 --> 00:19:39,390 Yeah, this is Tyrone. 440 00:19:39,710 --> 00:19:41,690 Yeah, that's your daughter. 441 00:19:43,090 --> 00:19:44,950 She beats base nines and everything. 442 00:19:45,230 --> 00:19:46,730 You know your daughter's half black now, right? 443 00:19:47,150 --> 00:19:47,730 She's full black. 444 00:19:48,410 --> 00:19:51,590 Yeah, by the end of this phone call, she will be full black. 445 00:19:52,870 --> 00:19:53,150 Yeah. 446 00:19:53,550 --> 00:19:53,850 Yeah? 447 00:19:53,850 --> 00:19:55,930 Yeah, you're having black little babies and everything. 448 00:19:57,270 --> 00:19:57,610 Oh. 449 00:19:58,230 --> 00:19:58,550 Oh. 450 00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:01,970 Yeah, that's your little girl. 451 00:20:01,970 --> 00:20:02,190 Oh. 452 00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:04,450 You look great. 453 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:06,930 I always want to see you. 454 00:20:07,090 --> 00:20:07,390 Oh. 455 00:20:10,650 --> 00:20:11,990 Look at little mama. 456 00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:14,930 I think daddy's on his way home. 457 00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:15,590 That's all right. 458 00:20:15,790 --> 00:20:17,650 He gonna find a creamy, creamy sinner. 459 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:18,950 Twinkie. 460 00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:20,490 Make it jump. 461 00:20:20,570 --> 00:20:21,150 Can you make it jump? 462 00:20:21,730 --> 00:20:22,570 Make it breathe. 463 00:20:23,730 --> 00:20:24,450 Can you make it breathe? 464 00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:26,530 I'm about to give you some breathing lessons. 465 00:20:49,380 --> 00:20:50,220 Can you make it jump? 466 00:20:50,940 --> 00:20:51,860 Make it jump. 467 00:20:52,060 --> 00:20:52,620 There you go. 468 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:56,180 What you gonna do next, man? 469 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:57,360 That's because I ain't been on it. 470 00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:58,700 I ain't got on it yet. 471 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:03,940 Oh, no. 472 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:05,900 She got to stand up. 473 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:06,720 That way she can't run. 474 00:21:08,020 --> 00:21:08,780 Hey, hey. 475 00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:09,920 It's all in your mind. 476 00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:12,440 Huh? 477 00:21:25,190 --> 00:21:26,810 This is the homies when you need them. 478 00:21:31,970 --> 00:21:32,490 Yeah. 479 00:21:35,290 --> 00:21:36,410 Show he right now? 480 00:21:36,510 --> 00:21:37,630 It's wide open now. 481 00:21:37,910 --> 00:21:39,110 It's wide open now. 482 00:21:39,710 --> 00:21:41,070 You got to get some gear back, too. 483 00:21:42,170 --> 00:21:42,690 Yeah. 484 00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:49,010 You know, they say them motherfuckers, uh, black country motherfuckers, they 485 00:21:49,010 --> 00:21:51,210 ride this motherfucker like a horse. 486 00:21:52,590 --> 00:21:53,670 Like a horse. 487 00:21:57,790 --> 00:22:01,210 Time has Yeah. 488 00:22:01,790 --> 00:22:02,310 Yeah. 489 00:22:02,310 --> 00:22:03,530 You know, we got a little horse for him. 490 00:22:04,630 --> 00:22:05,150 Ah. 491 00:22:06,110 --> 00:22:08,090 Go ahead and sit on gas, too. 492 00:22:10,230 --> 00:22:11,110 Oh, shit. 493 00:22:11,150 --> 00:22:11,570 Look at that. 494 00:22:11,670 --> 00:22:13,490 He just got glad like a professional. 495 00:22:16,190 --> 00:22:16,570 There you go. 496 00:22:16,570 --> 00:22:16,810 Keep going. 497 00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:18,110 Keep going. 498 00:22:28,510 --> 00:22:30,130 Put your hands on your chest and hold for me. 499 00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:31,170 Have it yourself. 500 00:22:32,830 --> 00:22:33,530 There you go. 501 00:22:34,470 --> 00:22:34,570 Ah. 502 00:22:35,650 --> 00:22:35,870 Ah. 503 00:22:37,950 --> 00:22:38,930 There you go. 504 00:22:40,870 --> 00:22:42,650 That's a fucking bronco right there. 505 00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:45,650 Black motherfuckers. 506 00:22:45,870 --> 00:22:46,590 Ghetto style. 507 00:22:46,970 --> 00:22:47,170 Ah. 508 00:22:49,570 --> 00:22:51,930 You can hear it back there, nigga. 509 00:22:53,770 --> 00:22:54,330 Ah. 510 00:22:58,030 --> 00:23:15,990 Little You 511 00:23:15,990 --> 00:23:19,910 know you got to blow her brains out at some point in time, blow her brains out, 512 00:23:20,130 --> 00:23:29,710 blow her brains out, oh yeah, turn that shit around, turn her around, sit on 513 00:23:29,710 --> 00:23:47,370 the front row seat, sit 514 00:23:47,370 --> 00:23:54,070 on the 515 00:23:54,070 --> 00:24:01,890 front row seat, sit on the front row seat, sit on the front row seat, sit on 516 00:24:01,890 --> 00:24:11,150 the 517 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:35,800 front 518 00:24:37,370 --> 00:24:37,470 row seat, sit on the front row seat, sit on the front row seat, sit on the 519 00:24:37,470 --> 00:24:41,310 front row seat, sit 520 00:24:41,310 --> 00:24:50,670 on 521 00:24:50,670 --> 00:24:58,110 the front row 522 00:24:58,110 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